Thunder in Bookham. (The most exciting thing to have happened here all year)

I'm lying in bed watching the lightening from my window. Makes a change to the last two nights waking up to look out at foxes shagging. (The second most exciting thing to have happened in Bookham all year) The most horrendous noise, isn't it? Awful.

Oooh I've just seen Evil, the big horrid cat that bullies mine every chance he gets, out in the storm, trying to find somewhere safe to shelter. I feel a bit bad now for throwing stones at him yesterday. I didn't mean it, Evil! I'm sorry! He'll be soaked through now. Poor puss.

Reggie's on the window sill. Delilah's hiding. I can't concentrate on sleeping with all this electricity leaping through my window, it's hurting my head!

I'm a bit scared now. It's really loud. I might cry, like that boy in my class in year 5. Whenever it thundered he'd cry and then piss himself. He did the self same thing when Kelly bought in her pet snakes! Show and tell. Fancy that. I took in a dead spider crab once. It smelt and fell to pieces before I walked round the block to school.

Oh god. I'm bored and I can't sleep. X